Hear ya had a good weekend Blake!

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Hear ya had a good weekend Blake!

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That is great news. What is even better news is that you might be able to go home tomorrow afternoon. Well winter is here. I hope it is not here to stay. We had snow yesterday. I still rode my bike. But today I had to drive the car around. The roads were very slippery and surprisingly there are many bad drivers around that seem to forget how to drive on ice and snow over the summer. I don't think the snow will stay.

Well Blake about all I could dig up today were some elephant jokes so here they are:

What has 6 legs, 3 ears, 4 tusks, and 2 trunks?
An elephant with spare parts.

What did the cat say to the elephant?
Meow

What did the grape say to the elephant?
Nothing, grapes can't talk

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
To hide in strawberry patches

Why do elephants hide in strawberry patches?
To jump out and stomp on people.

Why do elephants stomp on people?
Because they like the squishy feeling between their toes

Why don't elephants ride bikes?
They don't have the thumb to ring the bell

I hope those will give you a laugh Blake and you have not heard them all before.

Talk soon, Jenny says hello. One of us will check in tomorrow.

From the Great White North
Rusty & Jenny
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