I hope your stomach is feeling better soon. Here are some knock knock jokes. I hope they cheer you up.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here.
Knock, knock Who's there?
Kent
Kent who?
Kent you tell by my voice?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jess
Jess who?
Jess me and my shadow
knock knock.
who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry, I didn`t know you had a cold.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
You are in our daily thoughts and prayers Blake.
Tracks & Cotten Jenny